Amazon Do Groceries Now!

Excuse me! Don't they remember Webvan? I know I do, I still have the draw full of $700 shares.





Free shipping for orders over $25. So if you buy this box of 48 condoms, they'll ship it for nothing:

Durex Extra Sensitive

Come in a nice box ... sorry, I mean the condoms come in a nice box, not you. Dirty mind!

Don't know what the delivery time is on rubber johnnies, but I know it's not quick enough for me.