Can I outsource my life?

Too much crap to do, too many hobby projects to work on, nothing's getting done. Can I outsource my life? Admittedly the "fun" factor probably wouldn't be met, but at least I'd have the satisfaction of getting things done.

Case in point: This weekend, I really wanted to get the SnapStream running on the mediaserver PC in the garage. But my grapes are growing in the garden and if I don't get the stakes in the ground, they're going to rot on the vine and be eaten by slugs, but Ben has a science project that I want to help him with and it's mother's day, plus we have a deadline at work*. Life's shit.



* If anyone's under the impression that I'm going into the office this weekend, they're deluded.