Ah those poor Christian Conservatives ...

You got to give it to those religious right-wing conservatives, they sure know how to par-tay!

http://m.visaliatimesdelta.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100305/NEWS01/3050322/1002&template=wapart

Not only caught sodomizing, but driving away drunk too.  He must have been very uncomfortable sat in the back of the police car, with that ample application of lube squelching around in his knickers.