Accidents on the freeway

Whenever I drive past a couple cars crumpled at the side of the road, with drivers exchanging insurance details I always like to shout out the sunroof:
"thanks a lot you fucking selfish cunts".

It makes me feel better and I think they deserve to know that, no matter how bad their life may feel right now, a car crash and possible whiplash injury, it's not really significant, not in the grand scheme of things.

What's more important, is the fact that they made me 10minutes late for my fucking Espresso drink! I could have stayed in bed a bit longer if I'd known you fuckers were going to screws-up HW85 this morning!