Gillette Introduces Five-Bladed Razor.

Two blades, I was down with. I bought the line The first blade shaves you close, the second closer still.

Three blades, I was a little skeptical, if the second blade didn't catch it, it's probably not worth the bother to attempt a third pass.

But five, Five you've got be be kidding. What's next? Gillette Facial Chain Saw?