American Eagle ... Made in China

Some magazine called 'History' sent me a very patriotic subscription offer ... Blah blah 'historic moment' ... 'American history enthusiast' ... 'unending passion for America' ...blah ... 

Then as a final enticement they stick a free keyfob in the envelope.  An american eagle.  With a big 'Made in China' sticker on the back of it.

Have some pride for fucks sake.  Send me a free keyfob that's made in Alabama or something.