Where's my Gmail account?

It's not fair! I deserve - nay, DEMAND - a Gmail account!

I practically invented the Internet for god's sake, therefore I should always be first to get anything kewl and geeky.

If someone doesn't send me a Gmail invite soon I'm going to have a flipping tantrum.

gRik.

p.s., I have PayPal and I'm willing to spend $10 if I have to!