"Blaster" Parson sentenced for 18 months

This pretty boy's probably going to get more sex in the next 18 months than he ever dreamed possible ...

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Jeffrey Lee Parson, 19, of Hopkins, Minnesota was sentenced Friday to 11/2 years in prison for unleashing a variant of the "Blaster" Internet worm that crippled 48,000 computers in 2003.