Nextel Walkie-Talkie Feature. It's Cellular Telephony for the HARD OF THINKING

Who the fuck thinks it's a good idea to broadcast their cellphone call
to an entire 200ft radius? Moreover why do you think it's nice to
punctuating the conversation with a Deedip after every sentence.

Here's another observation I have, or theory maybe, call it what you
will. If you think Nextel Walkie-Talkie phones are cool, you're also
probably a middle-aged fat white male who always wanted to be a
policeman but never had the lung capacity to climb a flight of stairs.