Rik's Ramblings

Friday, November 10, 2017


Louis C.K. Breaks Silence: 'These Stories Are True' 
 - http://nbcnews.to/2yP2yvm

WHAT!  Now you're not supposed to masturbate while you're on the phone!  

Does this apply to ALL phone calls, or just phone calls to women?  Is it just loud masturbation that's a problem?

If I think about masturbation, while talking on the phone to my banks automated phone system, is that going to be a problem?  "... press or say 'one' to be connected to  ... I'm sorry, i didn't understand your response.  Please try again, but this time without touching yourself."

Whoever said "men have it easy" has obviously never tried masturbating in public.


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