Police keelhaul world's thickest DVD pirate | The Register

An Essex man has secured the title of the world's thickest DVD pirate after walking into a Chelmsford Trading Standards office and offering his illicit wares to the gobsmacked staff.

Police keelhaul world's thickest DVD pirate | The Register

It's extra funny because it starts "An Essex man ...". Or maybe it should start;

Dis Essex man, right, walks into traidin' standard ...

You godda larf aitcha!

God bless the comprehensive education system!