Wi-Fi said to nuke sperm

Argentinian scientists describe how they got semen samples from 29 healthy men, placed a few drops under a laptop connected to the Internet via Wi-Fi and then hit download.

Reuters

Off the top of my head, I can't think of a sequence of events which, whilst surfing the internet, would result in my sperm getting on the computer. But apparently, if it does happen, your sperm don't like it!