How to Make a Chocolate Portrait - wikiHow

Is it me, or is this decidedly creepy?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Chocolate-Portrait

I mean, I’d like to eat Hayden Panettiere as much as the next man, but crafting her likeness out of chocolate isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Maybe one of these would be a little easier for a beginner.