Why Billie Piper?

... Moyles asked listeners to download the song to see if he could influence the new charts.
Rules changed at the start of January to mean all downloads count towards the chart - no matter when they were released or whether a CD single version is out...

OK, I get the point! But why Billie Piper? I've been watching Dr Who recently and in my humble opinion, she's scarier looking than a naked Darlek.

Dick!

Hello everyone. Here's a little tip for you:
Next time you buy a piece of shit Ford Mustang, always take-up two parking spaces when you find yourself in a crowded lot.

That way when people key the paintwork at least you'll know it's because you're a complete dick and not just an innocent accident.