Stock Market Pundits

The S&P 500 has risen nearly 16 percent in 2019 and is on track for its best performance in history should current trends hold.

CNBC

It always makes me laugh when the pundits write that 'the stock market is having a great day/week/year'.

They're usually neglecting to point out that, in reality, it just shat the bed and it is infact only recovering it's recent losses.



Yes, i guess if you bought stocks on Christmas day you're having a great year!

The answer is 42 ... but what's the question?

He knows the answer's 42, but he has to build a bigger computer to calculate the question.
- Sum of 3 cubes problem

Where have we heard this before ...

And we've already been told that we can't know the answer without destroying the universe, so he should stop messing with it!