Rik's Ramblings

Friday, October 20, 2006

Live 'v' Canned

Generally speaking, I've always felt that a bands live album is the best way to experience their music ... However, after listening to Fairport Convention's 'Off the Desk' I'm inclined to make an exception to this rule.

This particular live album is shite.

Convincing transexual

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against men trapped in womens bodies, but let's face it, no one want to be confronted with a transexual who actually looks woman. I prefer my transexuals to look like old men in frocks.

Last week I was disturbed to see a 'woman' on TV called 'Samantha'. I could easily have shagged her after a couple of Guiness, but suddenly it was revealed that Samantha started out as a 'Samuel'.

Please, all you cock doctors out there, do the decent thing: make your she-males look like crap.